Mez McConnell has a fun post on “Understanding the British Language.” Fifteen statements, properly translated for non-Brits to understand (and informing Brits of what non-Brits think they mean). Two of my favourites:
What the British Say:
With the greatest respect….
What the British Mean:
I think you are an idiot.
What Others Understand:
He is listening to me.
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What the British Say:
I’ll bear it in mind.
What the British Mean:
I’ve forgotten it already.
What Others Understand:
They will probably do it.
A previous post on a non-Brit trying to come to terms with British culture: 11/11/11 — “Would You Like to Buy a Poppy?”
Though I posted this in “Just for Fun,” there are spiritual applications. Our words may hold different meanings than we intended to those to whom we are speaking — and they may have meant to communicate differently from what we think we are hearing. We need to be quick to hear and slow to speak, charitable, and humble.